You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when the wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too.
– William Shakespeare (via chris-alfonso)(Source: quote-book)
Via ☮ Whisper i miss you?Trying to impress people when you dance
Expectations:
Reality:
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I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
Via tell me abt lifeThis is my dad using the computer:
And this is me looking at him:
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